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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Tesla’s head of Optimus humanoid robot leaves the ‘$25 trillion’ product behind - Electrek

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another huge U.S. airline faces bankruptcy risk - TheStreet

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Samsung’s entry-level Galaxy Watch 7 has returned to its best price to date - The Verge

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Who is Harold Lloyd?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Copilot Vision brings Microsoft's screen-watching AI to everyday Windows tasks - TechSpot

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

So they tried

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Harvard doctor reveals 6 everyday foods that may cause cancer, and what to eat instead - The Economic Times

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

No go.

An Optometrist Is Begging People To Stop This Common Habit ASAP - AOL.com

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Royals share new photos of Prince William with children - BBC

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

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